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It hadn't been frontal, since the front had been rather annoyingly well guarded they had been forced to go around the back instead. Murdock had gone with them to keep lookout on that side, while BA continued to watch the whole area from the tree he was sitting in on the edge of the clearing.
hadn't been much of an assault, the team was on the offensive for barely
fifteen seconds during the whole fiasco.
pincer movement hadn't moved very far before it was turned into a half retreat
movement, which hadn't worked very well either.
really was no one to blame. They had of course all noticed at the same time
when men with what bordered on light artillery came running out of the back
door. But no one had seen the tractor.
decrepit looking tractor had appeared as if from nowhere, nearly running over
Face before its old and dying engine finally gave up the ghost. Its driver
jumped out and had time to get in a few good punches on Face before he was
grabbed by Hannibal, who had time to get in a few good punches on him before he
was grabbed by three other goons, who had all the time in the world to drag the
two of them into the warehouse. They were only distracted by Murdock for a
moment as the pilot made a frantic attempt to save the situation. He was out of
his head and babbling about a tractor appearing from the sky, so the bad guys
had to grab him and drag him inside, too.
was probably blaming himself, BA knew, because he was the one who was supposed
to have been on lookout on that side of the warehouse.
wisely stayed up in his tree. He noticed with some alarm that Face was
unconscious, and that what Hannibal had earlier stated to be his last cigar was
now nothing but a smudge in the dirt, having been dropped and stepped on during
did not look good.
the warehouse, the three men had been left alone for the moment. Hannibal and
Murdock were both tied up, but the unconscious Face had simply been dumped
limply into a corner. Murdock was alternating between trying to get Face to
wake up and ranting about the phantom tractor.
isn't responding, colonel," Murdock stated. "I never saw the tractor.
I just didn't see it and usually I'm twenty-twenty vision. It just appeared out
of nowhere like superman!"
worry, Murdock. It'll take more than a tractor to stop the A-Team, even a super
hero one," The colonel stated with a smirk. The situation looked bad and
the team just waited for news.
Part Two: "The Escape, or Jipster To The Rescue!"
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still up in his tree. He was working on a plan when he noticed a rather
beautiful English woman walking towards him.
she said pleasantly.
Jipster. I can help you," she stated.
me?" he asked, confused.
used a silly plan, hasn't he? They're all in there," she said, pointing
towards the warehouse.
know how to get them out."
climbed down the tree and followed Jipster past the [tractor], now a useless
heap, towards the warehouse. She nodded brightly to the guards at the door, who
stared back dumbly as she led BA inside. They continued to stare dumbly, simply
because they were not guards, but cheap cardboard cutouts. Jipster, in her
infinite wisdom, had obviously known this. Once inside she lead him directly up
to the lead slimeball. She tapped him on the shoulder.
do you want?" the lead goon asked.
shrugged. "I just thought I should tell you that it's in your own best
interest to let those men in the back room go now."
why's that?" the moron leader of the bad guys asked.
you ever read the script!?" Jipster replied incredulously. Knowing what
was coming, [BA giggled].
think so . . . not recently . . ." the various goons replied.
shook her head in disgust. She produced a script labeled "The
A-Team." BA and the goons gathered around her as Jipster flipped through
the pages until she reached a scene near the end.
"See? It says it right here. The A-Team will not only escape, but they will get all of you thrown into jail in the process," Jipster said, pointing at the page.
you sure?" the lead goon asked.
so," Jipster replied. "There's really no point to all this. You can
just let them go and turn yourselves in to save everyone the big fight
know, I rather think you have a point," the slimeball said. He tossed a
his keys to BA and rounded up his men. "It's unfair when the writers like
your enemies better."
and BA nodded in sympathy as the slimeballs left, grabbing their cardboard
fellows and driving off to turn themselves in.
followed BA into the back room, greeting Hannibal with a cheerful wave.
"You should come to my place for [Christmas]. I'll bake [a potato or
grinned as BA untied him. Jipster followed him over to Face.
bad," she said.
okay," Hannibal replied.
meant his necktie," Jipster said in disgust at [Face's bad choice in
others left BA looked at Jipster and said,
"Thanks, little mama."
she replied, not hearing him.
said thanks, little mama," he repeated.
you're welcome, BA. You'd better go with the others, Face might need some
medical attention." As she watched BA walk away she muttered to herself,
"I thought he called me Listmom. I need some tea."
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