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A new story

Amy's Little Friend

by jenben


rating: G (humor)

disclaimer: the a-team doesn't belong to me.  it belongs to stephen j. cannell.  but if he ever goes on a vacation, i'd be happy to watch them for him.

summary: just a little something i came up with during math.  amy is not happy.






B.A. walked quietly through the front door.  He held a grocery bag in his hand.


"Did you get it?" Hannibal asked nervously.


B.A. nodded.  He pulled the double-chocolate-walnut-caramel-brownie ice cream out of the bag.  He handed it to Hannibal.  "I'm not taking it!"


"Hannibal, I ain't goin' near her.  I'll get up in a plane 'fore I go in that bedroom.  Do I look crazy?"


"Just as well," Hannibal sighed.  "Face'll be here soon with Murdock and he can give it to her.  She likes him the most.  He'll survive.  Maybe."


As if on cue, Face and Murdock walked into the house.  Murdock walked up to Hannibal.  "What's the emergency, Colonel?  Face wouldn't tell me in the car."


"It's, um…" Hannibal glanced around then whispered, "Amy's little friend is here."


"HE IS NOT MY FRIEND!" a very angry Amy yelled from a room in the back of the house.


"That is why you wanted me?  I'd be safer with the other V.A. patients."


Face stepped in.  "Look, Murdock, she likes you the most.  We need your help.  She's crazy!  Do you want us all killed?"


"I'm…not…crazy," Amy seethed behind the team.  She was wearing pajamas and her hair was disheveled.  Although red and puffy, her eyes glinted fiercely.  "Crazy is pretending that PMS is my friend.  I am bloated, I have a headache, my back hurts, my stomach hurts, these cramps are killing me, I feel like the Good Year Blimp, AND MY HORMONES ARE ON LSD.  WHERE'S MY ICE-CREAM?!"


B.A. shoved the ice cream into Murdock's who immediately held it out to Amy.  She took it and waited.  "My Oreos?" she demanded.  B.A. reached frantically into the bag, pulled out the double stuffed Oreos and threw them at Murdock who gave them to Amy.  He smiled nervously.


"Men!" she snorted and turned around, headed for her room.  All four men sighed in relief.


"Were those…fangs?" Face asked, sitting down.


Murdock turned to him, wide eyed.  "You saw them, too?"


"Listen, let's just play some cards or something and wait for this to blow over," Hannibal suggested, pulling out a deck.  He started to deal them out.  "Say, Murdock, any chance you could bring some Valium the next time this happens?"


Murdock frowned.  "I don't think Amy will take it."


"I wasn't thinking of her."




Amy's Little Friend by jenben



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