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Title:If I Only Had A Plan

If I Only Had A Plan

by Live Lady Roadkill

 

Rating: R

Disclaimer: A-Team owned by Stephen J. Cannell etc.

Wizard of Oz is the property of MGM studios (I think)

Comments: Yes

Warnings: Just plain silliness

 

Sung to the Wizard of Oz's tune of 'If I Only Had A Brain'

 

 

(Hannibal on the Jazz)

I'm a man without a dower

I'm not without power

I'm consultin' with my second

And he's really somethin'

As well as BA and the Capt'n

I'm comin' up with a Plan

 

I'd dream up the impossible

Then my men are liable

To lie, steal and scam

 

(BA growling)

Wif th' thoughts you're a thinkin'

You're gonna get 'nother beatin

Better come up wif anoth'r plan

 

(Murdock laughing at BA)

Hey, Big Ugly Mudsucka!

What's th' problem with it?

You know flyin' , we can not avoid it

It's not bad if you'd learn to enjoy it

 

(Face sneaking up behind BA)

Not that I am complainin'

It's a big chance were a takin'

Each time we take a plane

Knockin' BA out is kinda harry

If we survive it, he has to be carried

I only wish you had a better plan

 

 

 

 


If I Only Had A Plan by Live Lady Roadkill

 

 


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