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The Television Premier of "Art With Murdock"!

Author:H.M. Murdock



Summary:For a brief glimpse in history, Murdock had an account on a website and wrote periodic journal entries.This is the first, set up in the general format in which it originally appeared.

Warnings:None whatsoever.

Disclaimer:I do not own these characters, nor am I making any profit writing about us them.



The Television Premier of "Art With Murdock"!

October 6

Listening to: BA's "jibba-jabba" offscreen

Reading: Henry IV Part II

Watching: My reflection in the camera

Playing: Artist


:looks seriously into camera with abstract artwork  in the background:
It all started last night when I decided to be an amazing, first-rate, professional artist and painter. So I got out some paint and brushes and chalk and a smock and an easel and one of those fancy artist caps andó



Hey, sucka', that isn't even a real camera! And what're you talking about being' an artist? Those ain't nothin' but scribbles!

:briefly glances offscreen:

:looks back to camera:
Hey, BA, these are too real, thought-provoking pieces of art! You cannot judge an artist by the so-called "scribbles" on a page--one puts one's very soul into each and every brush stroke. One can sculpt a masterpiece with a single crayon. DaVinci didn't build the Parthenon in... :gulp:

:BA moves toward camera:

That's right! He didn't build the Parthenon, fool!


Hey, BA, smile at the camera!
:looks toward camera and gives a big smile:
This is BA, everybody!

Hey, what're you doing to my camera? Hey, wait!--there's an audience of millions of tiny people in there--you'll kill them!

:violently yanks camera from stand and squashes it in evil, brutal hands:

That was nothing but a tin can on a broom handle with a rope sticking out the back, Murdock! Now help us get this van fixed up!

:picks up broken, squashed camera:
If any of you little guys in there are okay and can still hear me, I'll get you a new home and the "Art With Murdock" show will continue airing after a long commercial break.



The Television Premier of "Art With Murdock"! by H.M. Murdock



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