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SSDD
By: Junkfoodmonkey

Rating: R
Summary: A little radio chatter. Sometimes it's fun to baffle the civilians. Check out the translation at the end!
Warnings: Bad language.
Disclaimer: I don't own the A-Team, I don't make any money from this.

SSDD

"Colonel? Small, um, snafu."

"Define small, Captain."

"Small as in huge."

"Give me a sitrep."

"The opfor spotted us and we had to bug out. We're in cover but they're closing in. And mud puppies are in the area too. It's more fubar than snafu maybe. I think you'd better come get us, or the alpha roster is gonna be short a zoomie and a snake eater."

"What's your position?"

"'bout a klick and a half from the crossroads, fifty meters south of a BFR. Better hurry, you know Face has got a profile about being shot."

"Okay, hold position and stay frosty. We'll come pick you up in the van."

"Great. Love the van. High speed, low drag. See you in a few. Out."

Hannibal turned to the man at his side.

"You get all that, Frankie?"

Frankie stared back at him.

"You're kidding me, right?"

 

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Okay, here's your translation, including the title. This is where the R rating comes in!

Title: SSDD (Same shit, different day)

"Colonel? Small, um, snafu (situation normal, all fucked up)."

"Define small, Captain."

"Small as in huge."

"Give me a sitrep." (sitrep=Situation report. That one was easy)

"The opfor (opposing force) spotted us and we had to bug out (evacuate the area quickly). We're in cover but they're closing in. And the mud puppies (MPs) are in the area too. It's more fubar (fucked up beyond all recognition) than snafu maybe. I think you'd better come get us, or the alpha roster (list of unit's personnel) is gonna be short a zoomie (pilot) and a snake eater (Special Forces soldier*)."

"What's your position?"

"'bout a klick (kilometre. You probably knew that one) and a half from the crossroads, fifty meters south of a BFR. (Big Fucking Rock) Better hurry, you know Face has got a profile (a medical exemption to having to do something) about being shot."

"Okay, hold position and stay frosty (alert). We'll come pick you up in the van."

"Great. Love the van. High speed, low drag (just generally complimentary). See you in a few. Out."

Hannibal turned to the man at his side.

"You get all that, Frankie?" (Baffled you enough, Poochy?)

Frankie stared back at him. (looking stupid.)

"You're kidding me, right?" (I'm an idiot.)

* Snake eaters because apparently those special forces guys are said to eat snakes during their survival training. I expect Face likes his in a nice white wine sauce.


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SSDD by Junkfoodmonkey

 

 


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