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Transcript
By: Junkfoodmonkey


Rating: PG13
Summary: Those who eavesdrop rarely hear anything to their liking.
Disclaimer: I don't own the A-Team, I don't make any money from this.

 

Document Reference number #5897, obtained as part of the Congressional Investigation into the activities of General Hunt Stockwell.

 

TOP SECRET

Transcript of conversation, recorded on hidden microphones

Langley Residence Games Room

Friday 23rd October 1986

Time 21:06

 

[sound of door opening]

SMITH

 Okay, who's up first?

MURDOCK

 Me!

BARACUS

 No you ain't, it's me and Face.

[sound of door closing]

MURDOCK

 No, itís definitely me, cos I won the last game on Wednesday.

BARACUS

 You didn't win, you just drove everyone outta the room with your crazy jibber jabber.

MURDOCK

 Ergo, I won by default. Default! Default! Default!

BARACUS

 Shut up, fool, I'll default you right now.

SMITH

 Now, guys, cool it. No game of pool, however enjoyable, is worth dying over.

MURDOCK

 Okay, okay. FaceÖ

PECK

 Huh? Oh, whatever, Murdock, you wanna take my spot?

MURDOCK

 Since you insist, Lieutenant, I shall be delighted.

BARACUS

 [incoherent growling noise]

[sound of pool balls being arranged and broken]

SMITH

 Where'd Frankie go anyway?

PECK

 His turn with Carla tonight.

SMITH

 Oh, I thought it was BA's.

BARACUS

 Naw, man, I got Wednesdays.

SMITH

 Oh yeah. How does it go? Murdock has Monday, Face has Tuesday, BA, Wednesday, Face, Thursday, Frankie, Friday, Face, Saturday, me Sunday.

MURDOCK

 There's definitely something funny about that schedule.

PECK

 Hey, that's the way the lady wanted it.

SMITH

 Lady? Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about Carla.

MURDOCK

 Eight ball in the side pocket.

BARACUS

 In your dreams, sucker.

[sound of ball being sunk]

MURDOCK

 Oh yeah! Bow down before the pool God.

SMITH

 Nice shot, Captain.

MURDOCK

 Lap of honour!

[sound of running]

BARACUS

 Okay, quit it.

PECK

 There's such a thing as milking it, Murdock.

MURDOCK

 The winner and still champion of the all comers gilded cage pool championships, the one and only H.M. Murd... [incoherent choking noises]

SMITH

 BA, he's turning blue. Let him go.

MURDOCK

 [incoherent gasping noises]

BARACUS

 I hate gloaters.

SMITH

 Come on, Face. Grab your cue.

[sound of pool balls being arranged and broken]

MURDOCK

 Nice break, kemosabe.

[sound of pool balls being struck and sunk]

BARACUS

 Well, this ain't gonna last long.

SMITH

 Heard from Tawnia lately, Face?

[sound of pool ball jumping off table and landing on floor]

PECK

 Um, yeah, she's fine.

SMITH

 And Amy?

PECK

 Ah, yes.

MURDOCK

 And Rina?

BARACUS

 And Lesley?

PECK

 Yes, yes, they're all fine, and the kids are all fine, thanks very much.

SMITH

 They need any more money? How much of your share of the bank robbery money you still got anyway?

PECK

 Plenty.

SMITH

 That's good. Hey, anyone notice how nauseous Carla looked this morning?

[sound of pool ball jumping off table]

SMITH

 Nice catch, BA.

[sound of door opening]

ABLE SIX

 General Stockwell will be here in ten minutes.

[sound of door closing]

MURDOCK

 Stockwell, great! Think he'll have another fun adventure vacation for us to go on?

SMITH

 I hope so. Another mission credit. I just know we'll have our pardons any day now.

BARACUS

 Yeah. General Stockwell is such a great guy, isn't he?

PECK

 He's the best! I really admire him. So charming.

SMITH

 And funny, don't forget funny.

MURDOCK

 You know, this sounds silly, but I think he's kind of cute.

PECK

 Murdock! I knew it, I've seen the way you look at him.

MURDOCK

 I know, but a hot guy like that is never going to go for a dud like me. But maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to tell him how I feel.

PECK

 (singing)Murdock and Stockwell, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

[sound of door closing]

 

Transcript ends.

Time 21:35

 

Operative's Analysis

I believe this transcript confirms the suspicions previously raised that the subjects do in fact know about the hidden microphones in the Games Room. However I do think it may be worth checking if operative Carla will be requiring maternity leave in the near future.

 


Transcript by Junkfoodmonkey

 

 


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