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"MIDNIGHT SNACK"

Please Don't
Author/Copyright: © 2003 Casper


Rating: PG15

Author's Web Site: http://www.geocities.com/isabelsparlour

Type: SLASH/Light Fluff/Humor
Pairing: Face/Murdock

Status: Complete
First Written/Posted:
May 2, 2003

Reviewed: 2004/2005
Story Summary: Face and Murdock are having a friendly, if somewhat sticky argument. The rest is up to your imagination. :o)

Warnings/Content: Male/Male SLASH. Consensual sexual innuendo. Incorrect, but inventive use of honey. Light humor. Tongue-in-cheek. Silliness. Very mild profanity. Mostly just light fluff.

Story Notes: This fiction was written in answer to the "Don't Challenge" from Susie Owens, featured on the A-Team Story Board yahoo group [AteamSB-2] in May 2003.

i.e. "Write the word 'Don't' into a fiction more than 10 times".

Important Author's Note: This fiction was written as a humorous, tongue-in-cheek response to the challenge and, as such, is not at all intended to be taken seriously. It has been written very much as a cheeky, short interlude with the boys. No offense is meant, implied, or intended by its content.

Disclaimer: I do not own the A-Team characters, and am making no profit from this story, which is a work of fan fiction only. The A-Team characters belong solely to Universal, Frank Lupo and Stephen J. Cannell, and I thank them for their existence.

Comments?: YES, of course! :o)

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

"PLEASE DON'T"

 

 

"No, no, Murdock, don't… please don't."

 

"Come on, y'know you want to try it, muchacho."

 

"No, no I don't."

 

"Yeah, sure y'do, oh Facial one."

 

"Nope, nada, uh, uh, no, I absolutely don't!"

 

"Are y'sure you don't want to try it, even just a little, Facey?"

 

"Yes, perfectly sure, Murdock! No, I don't want to try it. No, I don't want you to do that. I simply don't! How much more clear can I get, huh?"

 

"Well! There's no need to get all huffy… I just don't understand you sometimes, Face, I just don't. Y'get all hung up on neatness and precision. Don'tcha wanna be all spontaneous for once, huh?"

 

"…."

 

"Now, don't look at me like that, Faceyman, come on…"

 

"…"

 

"Aw, come on, muchacho, please don't…"

 

"…"

 

"Face!"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"That's better. For a moment, I thought I'd lost ya, babe. Don't do that to ol' Murdock!"

 

"Sigh."

 

"Facey, I love ya, please don't shut me out, hey?"

 

"Murdock, it's just, I don't… I don't, arrgghhh…"

 

"You don't what, Muchacho?"

 

"Sigh."

 

"Come on, tell ol' Doc Murdock what's buggin' ya."

 

"I just don't want the honey, all right! Satisfied?"

 

"But, but what's wrong with honey, Faceman? Those little bees worked real hard collectin' it, the least we can do is enjoy it."

 

"Enjoy it…? Collecting it…? Are you crazy!?"

 

"Well, so they've been tellin' me for a decade or so, muchacho."

 

"Sigh."

 

"Come on, Face. Just try a little, all right?"

 

"No, it's messy. Let's just keep on doing it the way normal, civilized people do, huh? Besides, do you have any idea how expensive these silk sheets are… hmmm? I'd never get the stains out!

 

"Please…"

 

"No!"

 

"Spoil sport!"

 

"Oh, for crying out loud… give me the darn honey, then! I still don't see… there, satisfied?"

 

"Yep."

 

"I just don't think honey was really ever meant to be consumed this way, Murdock. I really don't."

 

"Well, let's put it this way, Facey, it sure does taste real good like this."

 

"I just don't think it was meant… ohhh, my…"

 

"Yeah, thought y'might like that!"

 

"Mmmm, hmmm… Oh, man… Mur… Murdock!"

 

"Yeah, Facey?"

 

"Don't stop!"

 

"Sure?"

 

"Yes!"

 

"Positive?"

 

"Yep!"

 

"Totally absolutely?"

 

"Damn it, Murdock. Don't do this to me!"

 

"Sure?"

 

"Sigh."

 

"Okay!"

 

"Keep on doing what you're doing, sweetheart. Don't ever stop!"

 

"Oke doke. Love you."

 

"Ditto!"

 

"Ditto?"

 

"Don't look at me like that. You know me and words... While you're up, HM, we need more honey."

 

"Sure, muchacho… There! Now, where was I? Oh yes…"

 

"Oh, lord, HM... Please don't ever stop... just, don't!"

 

 

Fini… :o)

 


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