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Treat me like you did the night before
PG13 for off screen references of the carnal kind.
Summary: It's Face's birthday and the morning after is a whole new ball game! This was a five minute challenge posted on the VA that had to start with the words 'He looked at the picture'.
The A Team are not mine.
Warnings: Embarrassment factor gorgonzola!
Comments: Yes please!
He looked at the picture; a small smile crept across his face. He turned the picture and tried to focus his mind, what had happened the night before? It was all still a blur in the pounding of his head, but if this picture was vital evidence, then it was sure worth it. He turned the picture again and tried to decide which way up it was supposed to go, there seemed to be many possibilities, all of which looked like only a yoga master could manage.
dropped the Alka Seltzer into his water and grimaced at the noise it made as it
fizzled away. Was any night worth this much pain? All he wanted to do was crawl
back into bed, but his headache just wouldn't let him. He stumbled into the
living room where he saw a ball of human wrapped up in his rug. He prodded it,
it groaned. A head emerged from the top and squinted at Face.
down the volume man."
Murdock groaned, "But I don't wanna."
you tell me?"
don't wanna either, trust me." Murdock unravelled himself and took the
glass of life saving alka seltzer from Face's hands
then drank it down.
"Oi!" Face protested then
immediately held his head, as did Murdock.
heard a noise coming from down the hall, exchanged looks then tentatively
decided to investigate.
"You first." Face urged Murdock on.
It's your place, was your birthday, was your party
sighed and crept forward. Their ears took them to the bathroom, one lady
for the night guys, lemme know when there'll be another one." She kissed them both and
Face shrugged to Murdock who replied with an equally baffled shrug, they entered the bathroom and saw another woman brushing her teeth. Then their eyes followed the wall to BA who was emerging from the bath tub and rubbing his head. The second woman washed out her mouth and leaned over the tub. Face and Murdock immediately covered their eyes due to the shortness of her dress. She kissed BA.
"Thanks for the wild night Tiger." and with that, left with a wave to Face and Murdock.
"Tiger?" They said in unison.
"Ok, I missed that bit." Murdock admitted. BA just
groaned and blushed trying to find the words to explain.
He never had the chance as
"Morning guys!" He chirped. "Guess what
day it is?"
"Last day of my life?" Murdock guessed.
"A day of holy rest and nursing our heads?" Face offered.
"A day of you guys wanna get outta
here or die?" BA followed.
it's flying to
I think you will."
I can't fly like this!" Murdock began his protest.
I think you will, or should I tell Face just what you did on his Persian rug
looked down in defeated acceptance.
Face began, then dropped his jaw as Hannibal held up the rest of the Polaroid's
which were far more explicit then the one he'd found. Face held up his hands
and backed off.
did you do on my Persian rug Murdock?" He asked turning to his disappearing
time to go guys." Murdock said hurriedly.
know, you're a year older now, you should try not to worry so much and relax a
what did you do???" Face held his head as he yelled.
"A year older?"
last night, Face's birthday, remember? And how come you haven't got a hangover?"
Murdock was desperate to change the subject.
Face's birthday is tomorrow, you guys should really pay more attention to
national date lines you know."
we can do this again tomorrow?" Murdock asked in a failing attempt to
sound as bright as
if you do to my Persian rug tomorrow what you did to it last night, we're not!
And as for you, I don't even want to think what happened in my bathroom."
Face tried to sound as firm as he could as
it men, we leave in ten minutes."
A Team groaned and thoroughly blackmailed got ready to leave in silence, with
the exception of Face and Murdock who continued to debate the Persian rug.
Hannibal stood outside waiting for his men, he felt awful, but he knew that it was only an A Team if they could pull themselves into one now, and he wasn't about to let them down.
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